A while back I read an article about the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), and it had a few statistics that seem somewhat embellished to me. Now, I’m no scientist, but I have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express. And because of the anonymity of the Internet, I could be the smartest person in the room (as far you know). Whether any of that is factual or not is largely irrelevant to this discussion, because we’re going to have fun with it. Let’s get started, shall we?
Winding the solenoid coil of the CMS [Compact Muon Solenoid] took five years to complete. When it is fully operational, it will generate a magnetic field 100,000 times stronger than the one produced by the Earth.
What could possibly go wrong? I first think of a super magnet that Wile E. Coyote bought to catch Bugs Bunny. It was a 10,000,000,000 volt electric magnet, in a do-it-yourself (DIY) kit sold by ACME (of course).
Actually, there’s a structure made with 12,000 tons of iron to bridle the lines of the magnetic field in the LHC so normal stuff won’t get disturbed. So they say… Next!
Components are assembled for A Large Ion Collider Experiment, a.k.a. ALICE, an experiment to measure the matter created in the extraordinarily high temperatures — estimated at 100,000 times hotter than the sun — that existed after the Big Bang and that will be created by the particle collider.
The Earth picks up only 0.45 billionth of the sun’s daily energy output, yet that is more than 239 trillion horsepower each day. I realize there’s more to energy than heat, but I still question their estimate. And even more so, I wonder what their electrical bill is… And upon further thought, would a device creating heat that’s 100,000 times hotter than the sun contribute to global warming any? Something has to happen to the heat — you can’t just flush it down the toilet — there are those pesky laws of thermodynamics…
Speaking of ACME, they had everything, didn’t they? Did you know that the Animaniacs helped Einstein figure out the theory of relativity by singing the ACME song to make him feel better about himself? I never learned that in school…
But wait, there’s more! While watching the Wile E. Coyote video with the super magnet, I noticed it said “Zajaxi Dynamos” on one of the boxes instead of ACME. Maybe it was a subsidiary? I have no idea. I’ve never noticed that before and never heard of that, so I googled it, and would you believe my search returned ZERO (0) results? There is something that’s been around for decades for which Google had no answer whatsoever! I’ve always figured you could find anything on the Internet, but I just proved otherwise.
So now let Buffet o’ Blog be the FIRST WEBSITE EVER to mention “Zajaxi Dynamos”! How many times can you say your website is the first to ever do something in the history of the Internet? We should win an award…
And since there’s no reference to what that phrase stands for, I suppose we can make it up. Any ideas?