It’s now time for another caption contest. Since the NCAA Tournament (March Madness) just completed and the NBA playoffs are approaching, I’m going to use a basketball-themed picture this time.
The “rules” are the same as last time. You can make up what one of the people in the picture is saying (whether the primary ones or the onlookers), or you can write commentary or analysis for it like you’re an announcer. Or you can just write what you think about it. So figure out what you would say here. (There is one rule — keep it clean.)
April 8, 2008 at 4:52 am |
I just farted. Smell this!
March 10, 2009 at 1:57 pm |
dont go towords the light
April 8, 2008 at 4:27 pm |
Shoo! Somethin’ smells must’!
April 8, 2008 at 8:14 pm |
Yeah Thom, this player is gonna be the greatest athlete in basketball! I, mean look at the finess he displays to the enemy as he demoralizes their hopes and/or dreams of victory.
Thom, if there was ever a photo taken that proves white men cannot jump, then this is that photo. Check it out, one’s got a 3 foot vertical compared to 3 inches.
It looks like that poor boy is raising his hands to God for help and the other looks like he could give God a high five after the dunk.
April 9, 2008 at 4:20 pm |
Defender: This better be a charge or I’m gonna start throwin’ stuff! Ain’t nobody s’posed to be puttin’ they stank drawz up in my face!
July 9, 2008 at 9:24 am |
Defender: *muffled* shoulda just acted like i tripped…
August 16, 2008 at 3:05 pm |
Defender: “FOUL!”…bad pun…or is it?
September 4, 2008 at 11:56 am |
number 25 runs down the court 4 a finger roll oop oop nope it’s a T-BAG.
September 19, 2008 at 7:43 pm |
hi
January 11, 2009 at 6:48 pm |
MMmmmm
Boy, i love tasting man jam..HHHHmmm ……….
March 1, 2009 at 1:25 am |
YA POO , I LIKE!
March 10, 2009 at 7:21 am |
Defender- Teabags dont taste so bad after all!!gimme another
April 21, 2009 at 12:15 am |
yo men he made his opponent smell his eggs!!! hehehe nce pic
May 17, 2009 at 4:20 pm |
I knew he loved playing ball
June 1, 2009 at 8:24 am |
Toastie!!!
October 26, 2009 at 5:57 pm |
ouuflkgo
November 5, 2009 at 10:58 pm |
stop, hamer time
November 13, 2009 at 6:59 pm |
Wahh!!!! whatch u r going!!!
November 22, 2009 at 8:24 pm |
Boom! headshot
December 6, 2009 at 6:34 pm |
wow. i better not be top 10 getting made fun of by barkley. (defender)
December 13, 2009 at 1:00 pm |
POOOOSTER-IZED!!!!!!!!!
December 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm |
1. Just lift me a little higher…
2. Oh, basketball gods please take this offering…
3. Doctor, how bad is it? I have a rash! Oh, dear!
December 16, 2009 at 10:10 pm |
defender: i get paid 13 million a season for this?!