It’s time for another caption contest! Since the Olympics are going on now, I’m going to feature a sports photo. I don’t think sumo wrestling is actually in the Olympics, but perhaps it should be. (Let your imagination run with that for a minute.) Now, on to the picture and your captions!
The rules are simple : write a caption for the photo, whatever you want (within the site’s language rules).
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August 14, 2008 at 5:41 am |
Small Guy: No, Dad. I don’t see the remote control under your fat roll.
Big Guy: Well, I wonder why the channel changes every time I laugh?
August 14, 2008 at 5:45 am |
Big Guy to someone off camera: I don’t know where this little fellow came from. I just stood up and he fell out of one of the folds in my gut and started gasping for air, leaning against me to keep his balance.
August 14, 2008 at 10:43 am |
Olympic referee: Maybe the inclusion of Sumo Wrestling as an Olympic sport wasn’t such a good idea.
August 14, 2008 at 10:44 am |
Big guy: Where did my opponent go? I can’t see him anymore!
August 14, 2008 at 11:04 pm |
Kid: My… super powers… seem… to not… be… working… in this… dimension…
August 15, 2008 at 2:46 pm |
Big Guy: FE-FI-FO-FUM
Little Guy: Don’t eat me!
August 16, 2008 at 2:23 pm |
Bit O’ Trivia: Between events of the Hobbit and The Fellowship of the Ring, Gollum travels to Japan for a not so successful bid at super-stardom. Push Preciousss, Push!
August 18, 2008 at 10:17 am |
big guy: I bet if I ripped a big one right now this lil guy would just fly away…heh… I think i’ll try it PHRVVVRT!!!!
August 18, 2008 at 10:57 am |
little guy: daddy, i thought you had an “outie” like me!
August 18, 2008 at 11:17 pm |
Big’N: I wonder what this guy would taste like with ketchup… ?
August 19, 2008 at 12:06 am |
Coach of Japanese Sumo Wrestling team: We will surely win the gold in this sport!
August 19, 2008 at 12:06 am |
In this sport, size does matter.
August 19, 2008 at 4:23 pm |
Little guy: I wish I was FAT! This sport discriminates against skinny people!
August 24, 2008 at 9:08 pm |
BELLY UP!!
August 24, 2008 at 9:12 pm |
Hey Fella, Feeling a bit under the leather?
August 24, 2008 at 9:15 pm |
Oh My Goodness! I’ve Never Seen Anything Like It!!
August 25, 2008 at 7:30 pm |
The little guy is actually trying to push himself away, but the big guy is so huge that he has his own gravitational pull…
September 11, 2008 at 2:51 pm |
the sure fire way to remove gas
July 31, 2009 at 4:49 pm |
Those aren’t sumo wrestlers. That woman just had a baby!
November 4, 2009 at 11:48 pm |
lil’ guy : Dad, i’m pretty sure not matter how hard i push, you’re still not going to be able to see your toes!
November 8, 2009 at 5:19 pm |
Big guy: All we need now is a drink frys and ketchup
November 8, 2009 at 5:27 pm |
Big guy: Why is he touching me? Security!!
can i have a rag to wipe me off now