caption contest, runway model with strange glasses

It’s time for this week’s caption contest!  This week’s photo features a runway model with strange eye-wear.  I’ve always thought fashion was kinda strange, but this makes even less sense than normal.  That’s where you come in — we’ll all work together to figure out what is going on here.  Actually, the funnier you can make your explanation, the better.

four-eyes, runway model

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19 Responses to “caption contest, runway model with strange glasses”

  1. Beppo Says:
    June 15, 2009 at 11:23 pm | Reply

    “No, I am not a robot. Why do you accuse me of being a robot?”

  2. Thomas Wayne Says:
    June 16, 2009 at 1:50 am | Reply

    It looks like this guy is trying out for the Devo reunion tour…

  3. Thomas Wayne Says:
    June 16, 2009 at 1:51 am | Reply

    Seriously? Someone sent this down a runway? Seriously?!?

  4. Fab Says:
    June 16, 2009 at 5:19 am | Reply

    After a long, grueling day on the set of “How I Met Your Mother”, Neil Patrick Harris found that his eyes were getting heavy.

  5. Holiday Inn Express Says:
    June 16, 2009 at 8:28 am | Reply

    The better to see you with.

  6. Bag O' Donuts Says:
    June 16, 2009 at 1:06 pm | Reply

    Wow. I’m usually fascinated with the female models’ headlights.

    • Fab Says:
      June 16, 2009 at 6:53 pm | Reply

      ROFLMBO! :-)

  7. Bag O' Donuts Says:
    June 16, 2009 at 1:08 pm | Reply

    Johnny-Five Alive! For real this time!

  8. Desperate Pixar Executive Says:
    June 16, 2009 at 1:14 pm | Reply

    Man, this live-action Cars idea is probably our worst since Finding Nemo 2: Killer Clownfish from Outer Space.

  9. Beppo Says:
    June 16, 2009 at 11:59 pm | Reply

    CAN YOU SEE THE LIGHT???

  10. Beppo Says:
    June 17, 2009 at 12:00 am | Reply

    “No, my name’s not Jeep! Why do people keep asking me that?”

  11. Holiday Inn Express Says:
    June 17, 2009 at 10:15 am | Reply

    The first attempt at making night vision goggles was a failure, mainly because it looked stupid.

  12. Thomas Wayne Says:
    June 17, 2009 at 11:38 am | Reply

    “Doc, these contacts are a little bit too big… I thought you said no one would notice…”

  13. Bag O' Donuts Says:
    June 17, 2009 at 1:51 pm | Reply

    Why did this model faint on the runway?

    Because he was light headed.

    -Dedicated to Puns ‘R Us

    • Puns 'R Us Says:
      June 18, 2009 at 5:17 am | Reply

      Thanks man. That’s pretty good.

  14. Mr. Destructo Says:
    June 17, 2009 at 11:25 pm | Reply

    The Important Evil Genius couldn’t afford night-vision technology, nor was he able to invent his own variation of it, so he decided to put headlights on his evil minions so they could see at night. However, the shortsightedness of his plan was soon evident — his minions couldn’t see because the lights covered their eyes. Another evil plan gone bad…

  15. Holiday Inn Express Says:
    June 18, 2009 at 9:21 am | Reply

    Tired of being afraid of the dark? Stubbing your toe on the coffee table in the middle of the night? Well have I got a deal for you!

    For only $19.95 you get the revolutionary new iLight that will guarantee you will never have problems with darkess again. And if you act now, we’ll throw in a second iLight at no extra charge!

    ($5.95 for shipping and handeling, batteries not included.)

  16. Fronck Says:
    July 31, 2009 at 6:38 pm | Reply

    Harry Spotter.

  17. aemus Says:
    November 6, 2009 at 12:15 am | Reply

    In the words of Brian Reagan ” I didn’t pass the eye exam!”

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