It’s time for our weekly caption contest. Since I’ve been hearing a lot about golf on TV (something about Tiger Woods trying to win the U.S. Open), I figured I’d post a golf-related picture this time. But this is golf-gone-bad, in that a bear has entered the green (putting area), and the golfers might be in for a bad day. So figure out what the golfers might be thinking or saying, or what the bear is thinking, or what the TV announcers might say in this situation. And share that caption in a comment, for us all to enjoy.
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June 22, 2009 at 11:36 pm |
“For driving off a wild bear, do you suppose I should use a 3-Iron or a 1-Wood Driver?”
June 23, 2009 at 12:41 am |
“Oh, bother. I still haven’t figured out which club to use. Where is my caddy? Why are you running away, boy? Get back here! I ain’t paying you to run from bears!”
June 23, 2009 at 12:43 am |
“I thought you said we might get a birdie on this hole! That ain’t no birdie!”
June 23, 2009 at 6:09 am |
Meet Tiger Woods’ brother: Bear Woods.
June 23, 2009 at 6:16 am |
This is the ever-challenging 16th hole. It is a 533 yard dog-leg par 5 with a water hazard, sand traps on two sides and a deadly animal hazard on the green.
June 23, 2009 at 9:57 am |
When a bear asks to play through, it is generally advised to let them.
June 23, 2009 at 10:42 am |
Hey someone must have read our post on making golf more interesting, and are now including actual ‘hazards’.
June 23, 2009 at 1:17 pm |
With TV’s new efforts to fit golf tournaments in along with regular programing, they are trying to speed up the normally relaxing all afternoon playtimes to something that can fit a half-hour timeslot.
Golfers don’t like the new rules though, saying that the change in pace is unbearable.
June 23, 2009 at 4:11 pm |
“Unbearable”. I like it.
June 23, 2009 at 2:24 pm |
Things are looking grizzly for Mickelson on the 18th green…talk about your Kodiak moments…
June 23, 2009 at 4:12 pm |
I like “grizzly” too.
June 23, 2009 at 7:21 pm
How about: “I smell trouble a-BRUIN on the 9 hole, Steve!” …you know, like a-brewin’ but it’s a bear.
June 23, 2009 at 9:45 pm |
“This situation is rough, and I’m not talking about grass.”
June 23, 2009 at 9:50 pm |
Normally Bob the Bear just slept through golf, but the guy in white (I think his name is Mango-Man) ripped a fart so loud that the bear was awakened from hibernation and was none too pleased.
June 24, 2009 at 9:06 am |
The golfers here are running away because the bear is about to tee off. See, the bear is yelling ‘Fore’. But the bear is at the wrong end of the course.
And that’s why bears aren’t allowed to play golf.
June 25, 2009 at 12:13 am |
“Let’s see, two under is an eagle, one under is a birdie, but what is a BEAR?”
June 25, 2009 at 8:35 am |
The latest development in the struggle to keep husbands home on nice weekends (so that they can paint the fence, fix that squeaky cabinet, and finish cleaning out the garage like they promised), the RoboBear 9000 is seen here undergoing trials at an unnamed course.
One golfer, who asked not to be named, called the robot “fairly believable”. Another questioned the logic behind building a robot bear instead of a robot fence painter.
June 26, 2009 at 2:53 pm |
“How about that?!?”
June 28, 2009 at 4:32 pm |
Guy on left: “RUN!”
Guy in middle: “Run?!? What do you think I am — an athlete? I’m just a golfer.”
June 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm |
“If you don’t finish the hole, I ain’t paying up!”
June 29, 2009 at 12:15 am |
And then the surprise party went horribly wrong…
July 9, 2009 at 12:22 am |
This kind of thing would make golf a lot more interesting to watch… And since there’s no chance of that happening in reality, it needs to be implemented in golf video games…
August 8, 2009 at 1:34 am |
As a guy named Kenny once said, you gotta know when to walk away and know when to run…
October 22, 2009 at 8:49 pm |
“sir run theres a bear”
“this is the last hole and if i make this put i win”
” but sir….”
“gimme the **** putter im making this shot”
October 22, 2009 at 8:49 pm |
contrary to belief all he wanted to do was watch the game