It’s time for another caption contest. Sorry for the lack of posts the past few days, but with it being the Fourth of July holiday weekend, there was an abundance of food, fireworks, fun, and fellowship. (The Fourth was brought to you by the letter “F”.) Now that the extended weekend has ended, things return to normal. Monday may not be an exciting day, but that’s why we have the caption contest on Monday — to make it better. All that said, let’s get to it.
This week’s photo features a small town street covered with papers. What might be going on here?
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
July 7, 2009 at 1:21 am |
The leaflet campaign to end littering had somehow backfired horribly.
July 7, 2009 at 1:25 am |
The local residents had been attempting to break the world record for the largest stack of papers, when a tornado came through. Morale was never the same again…
July 7, 2009 at 4:57 am |
A new twist on judgment day: no fire and brimstone this time, just Obama campaign fliers rained down.
July 7, 2009 at 5:06 am |
I meant to add that this was written about in the book of Daniel-San as the Obamanation that causes desolation.
July 7, 2009 at 9:11 am |
Hey, Boss, the filing’s done! I’m outta here! You can take this job and shove it!
July 7, 2009 at 9:12 am |
No one had heard from Jimmy the Paperboy since that loud explosion at 6:30 this morning.
July 7, 2009 at 11:26 am |
Looks like the closer at Kinko’s forgot to turn off the copier.
July 7, 2009 at 6:22 pm |
So that’s what living inside a snowglobe is like…
July 7, 2009 at 6:27 pm |
Somehow the governor knew he had left a papertrail that led right to his door…
July 8, 2009 at 10:45 am |
Ironically the worlds biggest paper shredder Could only shredd huge sheets of paper into regular size sheets of paper.
July 8, 2009 at 4:23 pm |
The Important Evil Genius had heard of some people being hindered by “information overload”, so he dropped a load of technical “white papers” over the entire tri-state area in an effort to befuddle the masses. As usual, his plan has no chance of succeeding…
July 9, 2009 at 12:25 am |
The government’s new Freedom of Information Act took it a little too far…
July 9, 2009 at 3:03 pm |
The first attempt to create a paper-mache copy of the world met with failure.
July 9, 2009 at 4:08 pm |
Just keep walking… no one can prove anything…
July 9, 2009 at 4:12 pm |
If you’re going to leave a paper trail (a la the Riddler), you might as well make it challenging…
Guy walking: “By the time the detectives decipher the clues left on all these papers, I’ll be able to get to any secret hideout I want — even by walking!”
July 10, 2009 at 12:28 am |
Ever since the sheriff started making inmates pick up litter, crime went way down. Unfortunately, litter went way up.
July 12, 2009 at 4:57 pm |
Extra! Extra! local animal fur manufacturer PIMP MY COAT was surrounded today by thousands of members OF PETA (fresh off their previous campaign: I’D-RATHER-GO-NAKED-THAN-WEAR-FUR) to protest the charity factory’s use of mice fur to patch up old clothing worn by the homeless.
Many protestors were heard shouting, “I’D RATHER LITTER THAN HARM A LITTER!”