As the calendar rolls around to Monday again, we roll out another caption contest, to help make your Monday better (and every day better). This week’s photo is a stunt man ON FIRE. (I can see this one being a lot of fun!) As usual, you get to decide what the background circumstances are and write a caption for this. You can write from anyone’s perspective. Be original, be creative, be creatively original. The only rule is to keep your comments clean — this is a family-friendly site. Now, introduction aside, let’s get to the humor!
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
August 3, 2009 at 12:51 pm |
“FLAME OFF!!! FLAME OFF!!!”
August 3, 2009 at 12:53 pm |
Dave’s Insanity Sauce claims another victim…
August 3, 2009 at 4:19 pm |
And Jacob’s sons thought Joseph’s coat was hot.
August 3, 2009 at 8:24 pm |
If you’re just innocently passing gas and you feel a burning sensation, consult your doctor.
August 3, 2009 at 8:25 pm |
When the coach said, “I’m gonna light a fire under your butt”, Burford thought it was only a figure of speech…
August 3, 2009 at 8:26 pm |
Dragons are real! Run, you fools!
August 3, 2009 at 10:09 pm |
Once again the Vampire Olympics end in tragedy…
August 4, 2009 at 5:52 am |
So that’s what Taco Bell meant by the label on their hottest taco sauce: FIRE!
August 4, 2009 at 5:53 am |
Now here’s a guy who keeps Gold Bond Powder Company in business.
August 4, 2009 at 8:13 am |
Is anybody else hot? Man, I’m burning up.
August 4, 2009 at 10:30 am |
Actor Kurt Russell was never able to outrun the abysmal showing of his movie, “Backdraft!”
August 4, 2009 at 11:02 am |
Where will you be when explosive diarrhea strikes?
August 4, 2009 at 11:03 am |
I hope this guy doesn’t have gas or there will be no survivors within a 5-mile blast radius…
August 4, 2009 at 11:07 am |
This is because of global warming!
August 4, 2009 at 11:08 am |
This is what you call a backfire…
August 4, 2009 at 1:38 pm |
Help! Global Warming is chasing me!
August 4, 2009 at 1:45 pm |
The aftermath of another failure of Important Evil Genius. His dreams of rocket powered underwear may never come true.
August 4, 2009 at 2:17 pm |
When the convict was told he would have to stand before the firing squad this was not what he’d envisioned.
August 5, 2009 at 1:19 am |
Does that kid’s helmet have a mohawk on it?
August 5, 2009 at 1:20 am |
Suddenly we realized the man with no face had another super power…
August 5, 2009 at 5:26 am |
The combination of the Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich and the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos got the best of this poor guy. They oughta put warning labels on such dangerous foods.
August 5, 2009 at 4:04 pm |
It’s all fun and games until someone’s butt catches on fire…
August 5, 2009 at 4:05 pm |
“I knew I shouldn’t have drank that gasoline…”
August 5, 2009 at 4:06 pm |
I bet you $10 you can’t outrun fire…
August 5, 2009 at 4:19 pm |
A scene from the stuntman Olympics, as the flame for the torch is brought into the stadium after its around the world run.
August 5, 2009 at 4:22 pm |
Hidden Camera Pranks Vol.3
We’ve secretly replaced Jim’s backpack with napalm, let’s see if he notices.
August 5, 2009 at 4:28 pm |
Trials for a new Anti-Tackling suit for NFL quarterbacks and receivers. Because they can’t catch you if you’re on fire.
August 7, 2009 at 1:38 am |
Mishandled pyrotechnics + polyester jumpsuit = millions of viewings on YouTube…
August 7, 2009 at 1:38 am |
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
August 7, 2009 at 1:45 am |
What would you do for bacon?
August 7, 2009 at 1:44 am |
Son, get some water, quick! NO, that’s gasoline! Don’t… AHH-NOOOOOOOOO!!!
August 7, 2009 at 1:46 am |
I told him not to eat that Habanero bean dip after having Taco Bell for lunch…
August 7, 2009 at 11:04 am |
And then the surprise party went horribly wrong…
August 7, 2009 at 11:04 am |
Friday on the WB — When BBQ’s Attack.
August 7, 2009 at 11:05 am |
Liar, liar, pants on fire!
August 8, 2009 at 1:35 am |
This might be the time when I built a homemade flamethrower because Mango-Man kept farting in my car, but the out-of-court settlement won’t allow me to divulge any further details about that.
August 8, 2009 at 4:47 pm |
“If this doesn’t win me the trophy for the fart-lighting competition, then I give up.”
August 8, 2009 at 4:47 pm |
Guy’s mom: “I sure hope he put on clean underwear today!”
October 22, 2009 at 8:44 pm |
i told you that i had to fart and couldn’t hold it any more…WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN TO ME !!!!
November 6, 2009 at 12:21 am |
(Little kid in front w/ mohawk helmet and fire extinguisher) : Geez dad, how many times to i have to tell you not to play with matches?
November 6, 2009 at 12:23 am |
(Little kid in front w/ fire extinguisher) : Mom told me you were barbequeing again, so she sent me out here with this. . .