Greetings, all! It’s time for another caption contest! This week’s photo features a little girl looking suspicious near a house fire. You get to explain the context behind this. Remember, it can be from any perspective — the girl, her parents, the firefighters, the neighbors, etc. Just make it funny. And of course, keep it clean.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
(To anyone randomly finding this who is prone to get offended over everything, keep in mind that this is all joking around, having fun, so there’s no need to get offended or distraught over the humor. If you can’t handle the humor, go read about politics or something.)



October 5, 2009 at 11:16 pm |
Firegirl was quite rebellious in her childhood days, before Professor Xavier took her to the X-Men Institute.
October 5, 2009 at 11:17 pm |
“I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. There’s no way you can prove anything!”
October 6, 2009 at 4:11 am |
That’ll teach them to take away my Oreos and Twinkies…
October 6, 2009 at 2:27 pm |
this look like a evil devil child from some place evil and wrong, like Dumas, AR…
you know she have evil intent by just looking at her eyes…
Ali
October 7, 2009 at 12:11 am |
“Wanna see what else I can make with that chemistry set that I didn’t want? Next time you’ll give me Barbie’s Dream House for my birthday!”
October 7, 2009 at 12:12 am |
What part of “I hate broccoli” did you not understand???
October 7, 2009 at 11:16 am |
Daddy won’t be coming to my room anymore.
October 7, 2009 at 12:01 pm |
They’re baaack…
October 7, 2009 at 12:02 pm |
“Mommy! Guess what? We learned a new word in school today. A-R-S-O-N.”
October 7, 2009 at 4:24 pm |
“Now my room is clean!”
October 7, 2009 at 4:49 pm |
This is Fire Marshall Bill’s daughter. Obviously the apple didn’t fall too far from the tree…
(Fire Marshall Bill is from “In Living Color”, if you don’t get the reference.)
October 7, 2009 at 9:13 pm |
Next time just buy the cookies
October 8, 2009 at 11:30 am |
Fire! Fire! Fire!
uhh heh heh heh
October 8, 2009 at 11:54 am |
“My EZ-bake oven was taking too long… so I had to improvise.”
October 8, 2009 at 1:12 pm |
“Elmo made me do it!”
October 11, 2009 at 2:33 pm |
osama made me do it.
October 12, 2009 at 2:01 am |
“I can start such fires with just my mind…”
October 12, 2009 at 2:02 am |
“Wanna see what else I can do?”
October 21, 2009 at 9:49 am |
Now we can move to a real-life Barbie Dream House.
OR
I told you I wanted to see a fire truck.
October 22, 2009 at 8:39 pm |
barbi said she was cold and i just wanted to warm her up by making a fire i dont see whats wrong