Traffic here at the blog was at the lowest point of the year on Christmas Day (and it was still 223 pageloads). This is understandable, because we aren’t posting new content around that time, and most people are probably spending time with their families and playing with their new toys. Since fewer people are browsing the Internet that day, I had to wonder what people were searching for. I’m going to limit the results just to what brought people to this blog, and I’m going to remove some of the similar entries. (Also, only a certain number of search terms are stored for each day, so this may not be everything.)
Here’s the partial list of search terms that brought people here on Christmas Day (with the number of searches using that term):
basketball 34
sumo wrestling 11
poop 10
mount rushmore 8
basketball pictures 6
tank 6
sherman tank 5
funny christmas lights 4
bad hair 4
swedish goat fire 4
bad hair day 3
weird christmas quotes 3
pics of amazing lights on houses on chri 2
homer simpson + toilet paper 2
hair bands 2
fry turkey accident 2
pictures of deep frying turkeys gone wro 2
the burger king guy 2
poop in toilet 2
turkey frying accidents 2
pooping dog 2
beaker bunsen 2
bacon bbq 2
halo 2
carnivore pizza 2
truck driving 2
mr t 2
bacon crackers & shredded cheese 2
christmas straw goat 1
funny soccer celebrations 1
mountain dew ingredients explained funny 1
30 pound pizza man vs. food 1
“monstrosity” “burger” 1
facts about toilet 1
muppets professor 1
little mac mike tyson’s punch out 1
fat men dancing 1
covered in post it notes 1
cheese empanadas 1
wii for fat people 1
obama afro 1
bacon ham buffet 1
swedish christmas straw goat 1
worms in feces 1
homer simpsons wise sentites 1
bad mood no reason 1
There you have it. Are you surprised? Imagine someone on Christmas Day searching for “fat men dancing” or “worms in feces” or “poop in toilet”. I reckon some people spend their Christmas day a lot differently than I do…
To each their own… But it’s not a problem, because we’re open 24/7, and pages of randomness are served even if no one is in the office. That’s one of the neat things about technology…
BTW, if you found this page via an Internet search, we’re written about most of these topics, and you can search just this blog using the search box in the sidebar.
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* pickles diarrhea — I haven’t heard of such things, but I also don’t research it in any way, because
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“survive a volcanic eruption” — I can help you here. The key for survival in that situation is to be far away. It’s really that simple. You really want to avoid the hot molten magma / lava, because it can burn through almost anything, including concrete and steel. So it’s best to be far away. And don’t try to cook marshmallows or hot dogs over the lava, because it can reach 2000 degrees; thus your food will melt, as will you.
cookies for breakfast — Some health nuts may say cookies are not a “breakfast food” or that they aren’t suitable for breakfast somehow. To that I say “hogwash!”. I have conducted my own extensive research in this area, and the results are conclusive that cookies make a great breakfast. Milk is a good beverage of choice to go with your breakfast of cookies.
what to do with old pumpkins — With it being close to Halloween, a lot of people are probably wondering about this. I didn’t make a trip to the pumpkin patch to get one, but I know of people who did. Anyway, I e-mailed the Buffet o’ Blog staff to see what they thought, and here are the options they presented: A) catapult; B) fire; C) both A and B. Another suggestion was to line up a few hundred pumpkins on the train tracks, then wait for a train to plow through them. That would be awesome to see. (Of course, the standard disclaimer applies to these ideas: we are not responsible for any of the stupid stuff you do.)
is fat bigger than obese — Interesting question. Everyone has fat, but of course not everyone is obese, so I’d say obese is bigger. To get technical with it, obesity is when you have so much excess body fat that your health is negatively affected. So I reckon if your body fat is not excess — that is, it’s how much you want — then you’re not obese. Or even if you’re fat or “big-boned” but still have good health, then you’re not obese. So maybe it has to do with how you look at it. From a scientific standpoint, it is generally agreed that you’re obese if you’re a man with more than 25% body fat or a woman with more than 33% body fat. I could explain why those numbers are different, but this is a family-friendly blog… AWW-RIGHT!
