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caption contest, van crashed in store window

Buffet o' Blog — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:36:32 +0000

Caption contest! This week’s photo features a delivery truck crashed into the storefront of a Chinese restaurant called Fat Duck Surprise. It’s up to you to figure out what happened and why. And remember you can consider multiple perspectives, even from people not in the picture.

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

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a shout-out to Mango-Man

Buffet o' Blog — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 05:02:35 +0000

This is Thomas Wayne, preempting your regularly scheduled blog posting. I just wanted to give a big shout-out to my BFF, Mango-Man, for helping me move some furniture the other day. I repaid him in homemade nachos (and I think he got the better deal, because my cheese dip is legendary).

In case you aren’t aware, BFF when used by guys stands for Big Fat Friend.

Filed under: Embellished Memoirs of My Life

Occupy Denver elected dog as leader

Buffet o' Blog — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:25:46 +0000

If he could wield a lightsaber, maybe...

For a while the “occupy” movement was getting a lot of attention, with people camping out in city parks and such. I figure there are valid points to be made, but some of them are hard to take seriously. For example, the Occupy Denver movement elected a Border Collie to be its leader. The dog’s owner was inspired to do this by a speech from Michael Moore.

That’s all I know about the story, and I’m not sure it’s worth the effort to know more. I don’t know that more details would make it more intelligible…

I just don’t get it. Is that supposed to make some statement? What kind of message are they giving? Are they begging for handouts / treats?

Filed under: In the News

caption contest, guy holding crazy gun

Buffet o' Blog — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 05:53:22 +0000

It’s time for another weekly caption contest! This time there’s a guy holding a crazy gun / weapon. Obviously some modifications have been made. So what’s the purpose of this weapon? Why would he made such adjustments? Will the “upgrades” help? What does his friends and family think? What do you think about it?

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

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burger bomb sauce

Buffet o' Blog — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 04:30:34 +0000

When I was Christmas shopping last month, I saw some type of burger bomb sauce, which sounded intriguing, like maybe some chipotle-based sauce. (BTW, have you noticed that chipotle seemed to be the top food-related buzzword of 2011? But I digress…)

I looked at the ingredients, and noticed that the first 4 ingredients are mayo, pickles, ketchup, mustard. As we’ve discussed numerous times on the blog, pickles are not food, so they don’t belong in any sauce. (I can’t stand mustard, either, but will acknowledge it’s edible to some people.)

So maybe this sauce is marketed as a practical joke type gift, in that it will result in the destruction of your burger, from an edible point-of-view. I figured using the term “bomb” meant it would be the bomb, but obviously they meant it more literally.

Ironically, if someone had given me this sauce, I would probably blow it up…

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