Today is Valentine’s Day, as you probably know. All around the Internet you can find poems, quotes, quips, anecdotes, etc. about Valentine’s Day. Well, we aren’t any different today… 🙂 Although these quotes aren’t all mushy and sappy — they’re funny and random. (And that’s a big difference.) Now on to the quotes!
For Valentine’s Day I sent my wife unbleached white, whole wheat, semolina and durum, and it got me nowhere! So much for all the effort I put into sending her flours. ~ Michael Cunningham
Saw on a display of “I love you only” Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
Enjoy Valentine’s Day… remember: it’s not as important as she thinks it is but it’s more important than you wish it was.
I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
BTW, if you’re sad and lonely today because you’re single, it’s okay to buy yourself some chocolate. (And it’ll probably be marked down tomorrow, so then you can stock up on it.) It might be a good time to order pizza, too, because most couples will be going to fancy, expensive restaurants. And go ahead and play some video games… or if you’re not into gaming (or taking a break from it), glance around the other posts here at Buffet o’ Blog, and get involved in the conversations. It’s a good time. (And our humor is guaranteed!)