Since we’ve been talking about spam the past few days, I’m going to toss out this little bon mot for you to chew on :
A friend told me that aliens make spam (the food). That’s why no one knows what it is made of.
I’m gonna open this up to the readers (sorry, more “exercise”), because I figure some of you might know of some research on this, or maybe some crazy hypothesis will come to mind. Any thoughts?