I installed a new package of Kleenex at work today, and while removing the protective wrap from it, I noticed a disclaimer on the bottom of the box. I know disclaimers are required on almost all products these days, so the companies can’t be sued if someone is too stupid to use the product properly. But I was surprised by this particular disclaimer :
Directions for Use: It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Use only as a facial tissue.
So if you’re ever using the bathroom and you run out of toilet paper, it would be a violation of Federal law to use some Kleenex in place of toilet paper. That’s crazy!