Once again it’s been a couple of months since our last installment of quotes from cartoons. Well, I’m not gonna just sit around and do nothing (as tempting as that may sound). I’m going to post another issue in our series. Enjoy…
Welcome back, stupid viewers! You’ll watch anything! Go ahead, change the channel. You’ll be back! ~ Space Ghost
Ex-cellent… ~ Mr. burns, on the Simpsons (Editor’s note: I realize it’s a one-word quote, which isn’t much of a quote, but the way he says it is classic.)
My boloney has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R, my boloney has a second name, it’s H-O-M-E-R… ~ Homer Simpson
AHHH… Donuts… What can’t they do. ~ Homer Simpson
Going cold turkey isn’t as delicious as it sounds. ~ Homer Simpson
Spitwads are not free speech. ~ Bart Simpson, writing 500 times on the board
My polite indignation knows no bounds! ~ Apu, from The Simpsons
Psst… Hey Guido. It’s all so clear to me now. I’m the keeper of the cheese, and you’re the lemon merchant, get it? And he knows it! That’s why he’s gonna kill us! ~ Ren Hoek, from Ren & Stimpy
Stimpy: I know how you can be important. I know how you can be really important.
Ren: Really? How?
Stimpy: You can be the president… of my fan club!
Ren: President? Wow! President.
[Ren imagines he’s the President of the United States]
Ren: [Screaming on the phone] What do you mean you don’t agree with me? Do you know who you’re dealing with?
[Pushes “The Button”; A loud explosion blows up a chunk of the world; Ren laughs maniacally]
Ren: [Back to reality] I’ll do it!
~ Ren & Stimpy
Thou doth possess a great wealth of ignorance. ~ Ren & Stimpy
I am ze locksmith of love, no? ~ Pepe Le Pew
Ain’t I a stinker? ~ Bugs Bunny
Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy. ~ Ren & Stimpy
Monopoly is more fun when you make your own Chance cards. ~ Calvin
You know Einstein got really terrible grades? Well, mine are even worse! ~ Calvin
You know Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don’t help. ~ Calvin
I have looked in so many places that I am sure I am closer to its being found than it being lost. ~ Winnie the Pooh
The key to finding something is to look where it is. ~ Tigger
Unicron: I have summoned you here for a purpose.
Megatron: Nobody summons Megatron!
Unicron: Then it pleases me to be the first.
~ Transformers, The Movie
There will be no war today, Optimus Prime. You have earned Galvatron’s respect. ~ Galvatron, Transformers
Yes, destiny has her hand on my back, and she’s pushing! ~ The Tick
So, Arthur, once again we find that you can’t disguise the foul taste of evil with artificial or even natural sweeteners. The recipe for goodness is ever-elusive. But here’s a little tip. When a nice, clean brain tumbles to the dirty street, to lie among the discarded wrappers and spat-out gumwads of wickedness, you can’t just pick it up and wash it off. You gotta THINK it clean from the inside out. ~ The Tick
By the power of Greyskull… I have the power! ~ He-Man
Kittens give Morbo gas. ~ Morbo, from Futurama
I’m never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffineated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? ADMIRAL Crunch? ~ Fry, from Futurama
Cubert J. Farnsworth: I understand how the engines work now. It came to me in a dream. The engines don’t move the ship across the universe. The ship stays in place and the engines move the universe around it.
Bender: That’s a complete load!
Cubert J. Farnsworth: Nothing’s a complete load! Not if you can imagine it. That’s what being a scientist is all about.
~ from Futurama
I have no idea how to be black… you know, except for not smiling when I get my picture taken. ~ Peter, Family Guy
Brain : I shall pollute the water supply with this DNAdefibuliser, turning everyone into mindless slaves.
Pinky : What about the people who drink bottled water?
Brain : Pinky, people who pay 5 dollars for a bottle of water are already mindless slaves.
If you’ve seen at least one episode from each of the cartoons referenced above, then you’re on your way to becoming a well-rounded individual. If there’s some you haven’t seen, then you should start catching up. Cartoons are great.
Here’s the link to the other entries in our quotes from cartoons series.