In an online discussion of global warming and whether or not man caused it, I found something interesting :
Between 1961 and 1990 (actually it’s more like 1940-1970), there was not a cooling. There was a halt of global warming. There is evidence that this was caused by aerosols. However, it is difficult to prove with any certainty.
And think about this — in the 1990s, the government started banning aerosols. (That might’ve helped the decline of the ’80s “big hair” debacle.) So when aerosols went down, global warming increased. If that correlation is true, then I’m going to start spraying aerosols to offset all this global warming! Now, to some of you, that may sound boring, but that means you’ve never sprayed an aerosol towards an open flame such as a lighter. You have an instant flamethrower. I’ve always wanted to build a flamethrower. I might also look into building a jetpack based on the burning of aerosols. That way I could get around quickly and save the environment!
Yep, I think it’s time for the Buffet o’ Blog Research & Development department to start building a flamethrower and jetpack using aerosols. Both of these products would sell on their own, but if they’ll reduce global warming, then they’d sell like hotcakes (or better, even). I wonder what Al Gore will think about this? Maybe I’ll make my own movie and make millions…