I’m going to continue the bacon theme for one more post. This time I’m going to list a few quotes about bacon. (This is not all the quotes I have that refer to bacon, but the ones mostly about bacon.) Enjoy…
I’m not Canadian, although I tend to like their bacon.
Cookin’ MC’s like a pound of bacon. ~ Vanilla Ice, in “Ice Ice Baby”
If it can’t be fried in bacon grease, it ain’t worth cooking, let alone eating. ~ Southern proverb
I’m never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? ADMIRAL Crunch? ~ Fry, from Futurama
I used to have trouble choking down the pills I have to take for controlling my cholesterol, but it’s a lot easier now that I wrap them in bacon. ~ Brad Simanek
The other week, while sitting over a bacon omelet and rambling on about how much I love the “bacon, egg, cheese on toast combo”, a good buddy looks across the table at me and utters a sentence I may never forget as long as I live: “Yeah, because bacon is the candy bar of meat.” ~ Adam McArthur
I’d forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, “BLT” stands for “bacon, lettuce, and tomato”. A lot of people think the “B” stands for “bread”, and I can understand someone not wanting a lettuce and tomato sandwich. But, the bread is implied in the word “sandwich”. Anyway, it’s an American original. Everyone should have a BLT as soon as they can. ~ Stephen Colbert
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~ Doug Larson
As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it. ~ Rush Limbaugh
There’s egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate’, brandy and a fried egg on top of spam. ~ Monty Python
Veggie bacon?!? That sounds like a sign of the Apocalypse. ~ Turtle Dundee
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