the ultimate burger

Standard

One of our resident food experts here at Buffet o’ Blog was thinking about ways to improve the standard cheeseburger.  Not that it necessarily needs improving, but if you can make it even better, why not?  So here, in layer form, is his masterpiece:

Bun
Cheese
Breaded Chicken Patty
Sauce (BBQ, ranch, ketchup, Miracle Whip, whatever)
Bacon
Burger
Cheese
More Bacon
Sauce
Ham
Cheese
Bun

Maybe we should add another bun in the middle, just for structural support.  I think cheese is the only thing holding it together.  But if it gets much larger, you’d need to unhinge your jaw like a python just to eat it.  (Maybe that would be a good marketing slogan : “So much burger, you’ll have to unhinge your jaw.”)

What do you think?  Is this the ultimate burger, or can you think of something better?

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One response »

  1. We should have an ultimate burger competition. I’ll gladly be a judge for it! I’ll set up a time and everyone can bring their best burger to my house, and after eating one of each, I’ll choose a winner.

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