caption contest, unfair sumo wrestling match

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It’s time for another caption contest!  Since the Olympics are going on now, I’m going to feature a sports photo.  I don’t think sumo wrestling is actually in the Olympics, but perhaps it should be.  (Let your imagination run with that for a minute.)  Now, on to the picture and your captions!

here, size does matter

The rules are simple : write a caption for the photo, whatever you want (within the site’s language rules).

(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

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33 responses »

  1. Small Guy: No, Dad. I don’t see the remote control under your fat roll.

    Big Guy: Well, I wonder why the channel changes every time I laugh?

  2. Big Guy to someone off camera: I don’t know where this little fellow came from. I just stood up and he fell out of one of the folds in my gut and started gasping for air, leaning against me to keep his balance.

  3. Bit O’ Trivia: Between events of the Hobbit and The Fellowship of the Ring, Gollum travels to Japan for a not so successful bid at super-stardom. Push Preciousss, Push!

  4. big guy: I bet if I ripped a big one right now this lil guy would just fly away…heh… I think i’ll try it PHRVVVRT!!!!

  5. The little guy is actually trying to push himself away, but the big guy is so huge that he has his own gravitational pull…

  6. big guy: do u seriously think that you can win?
    lil guy;: yeah course?
    big guy: how come
    lil guy cos ….look ure pants on fire!
    big guy WTC
    lil guy *stabs him*
    suck on tht fat …

  7. Fat Guy to someone off camera: I don’t know where this little fellow came from. I just stood up and he fell out of one of the folds in my gut and started gasping for air, leaning against me to keep his balance.!!!!!!!!!!

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