plastic surgery for the dead

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A growing trend in America is people buying plastic surgery for their dead relatives.  Some of the corpses are being treated with drugs like Botox to reduce wrinkles.  Is this the next big waste of money scheme?  This is stupid.

Although, I wonder if these people are afraid their relatives are going to return as zombies.  Perhaps this last-minute plastic surgery will help them look better if they return from the dead.  Because, as you might know, the undead have a history of looking very ugly and deformed.

Although, if zombies start looking like normal alive people, that could be quite dangerous!  This new trend must be stopped!

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3 responses »

  1. I would feel cheated if I came back as a zombie with perfect skin tone. I mean this is my one chance to scare the bajeebles out of people and it gets shot down by surgery. The first people I would go after would be the people who spent the money to get it done. I would starve because evidently they don’t have any brains for me to eat.

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