In the news, a football (soccer) player in Europe was penalized for farting during a game. The official considered it “ungentlemanly conduct”. What in the world?!? That kind of thing is gonna happen sometimes, especially when you’re out on a field for hours and running around. Besides, it’s a natural bodily function.
The incident happened at a bad time for the player’s team, because they are currently without a sponsor. Perhaps Beano should sponsor them.