This week I’ve got a funny picture for the caption contest. There’s a man of rotund proportions standing outside a restaurant / cafe called Big Belly Deli. Yeah, the joke is obvious, but there are a lot of caption possibilities with this one. If you get stuck trying to think of something to write, consider what you’d say in that situation, or suppose you were the one taking the picture, or suppose you’re the announcer for a commercial. Think outside the box to come up with original captions.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
“Dear, I’m gonna be late coming home tonight… you wouldn’t believe what I just found!”
Beppo
Who said targeted branding isn’t effective…
Fab
I don’t remember visiting Newport Beach, California but that fat guy is even wearing some of my clothes!
Fab
After a long wait, Fab finally sees the “Open” sign light up. So he calls in sick to work and prepares for a long day at his favorite eatery.
Thomas Wayne
I wonder if that place needs a mascot… I like my chances…
Thomas Wayne
Three Double Pastrami Sandwiches… $25.00.
One Bottomless Diet Cola… $2.00.
Picture of you and your big belly posted on Buffet o’ Blog… Priceless.
Holiday Inn Express
I’m not just the owner, I’m also a customer.
Thomas Wayne
“Honey, Big Belly Deli has reopened. Would you bring me my lucky sweatpants?”
Beppo
This is what I call “truth in advertising”!
Thomas Wayne
This could be a motivational poster that says : “Sometimes destiny is right behind you.”
Thomas Wayne
“Hello, Bob? Yeah… really funny. Big Belly Deli. Yeah, I get it.”
“You’re where, now?”
“Across the street?”
“With a camera?”
“Man, that ain’t right! It better not go online!”
Thomas Wayne
Stay tuned for “Biggest Loser, Season 1: Where are they Now?”
Beppo
Sometimes you got to go where everybody knows your name…
And they’re always glad you came…
Beppo
Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time…
mangoman
lady in window: “okay, he’s gone! turn off the ‘open’ sign. I guess that’s what we get for having an all you can eat buffet. That guy has managed to singlehandedly put us out of business.”
The Fluffy One
Hey, this Deli paid me 20 bucks to go advertise for their establishment. I asked them what costume i had to wear and they told me none was needed.
Now I know why….:(
The Blonde Contributor
Know what Fluffy One??? I don’t get it…:(
Beppo
“Yeah, honey, they asked me if I had ever been in acting; said I’d be perfect for their commercials!”
Thomas Wayne
“Hello, 911? I’m at Big Belly Deli, and I ordered the all-you-eat sandwich plan like I always do, and they told me they were out! I need those sandwiches, or there’s gonna be trouble!”
Thomas Wayne
I see that he ordered the “Big Belly” to go…
Thomas Wayne
*BUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!*
Thomas Wayne
Roger, plagued for years with excessive self-esteem, followed his doctor’s orders to stand one hour a day outside the one place where he knew he’d be the butt of every Internet hipster’s joke. It was cheaper than meds, but he missed his lunch hour.
Thomas Wayne
How convenient it is that they have an ATM inside, so you can keep eating until you totally run out of money!
Beppo
“Hello, Big Belly Deli? You need to widen your door…”
Thomas Wayne
Only a wall now separates Dave from his destiny…
DJL
I know I parked my car right here. I wasn’t in there that long; was I?