proof that pickles are not for eating

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We discussed here before that pickles are evil and shouldn’t be eaten.  Science has confirmed this, by showing that pickles can be used to create TV screens.  That’s a much better use for pickles than consumption (and it doesn’t involve the risk of you becoming a zombie).  That shows that even something as evil as a pickle can be used for good.

However, it’ll be essential that the TV screen doesn’t smell like pickles, or I’ll have nothing to do with it.

Also, other organic materials can be used to create OLED screens, so I still think it would be a good idea to shoot all pickles into the sun.

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One response »

  1. “so I still think it would be a good idea to shoot all pickles into the sun.”

    …and therefore destroy the world as we know it.

    great plan. i think Destructo would approve.

    😀

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