If you’ve been married for many years, you might start running out of ideas for something special to do for your wife on Valentine’s Day. Well, some people are really good at thinking outside the box. A farmer in Minnesota who has been married for 37 years made a heart out of manure for his wife. But it’s not just any heart — it’s a half-mile wide!
According to the news release about it, nothing says “I love you” like a half-mile wide heart made out of manure.
On public record, his wife said it was cute. We don’t know what was said behind closed doors when reporters weren’t around.
I’m not sure what my wife would say about a half-mile wide heart made out of manure, but “cute” probably would not be her expression of choice… Actually, she came in while I was posting this, and her official response was “I don’t want one”.