caption contest, public toilets with audience seats

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This week’s caption contest features a very unusual photo — a covered stage that’s outside, with benches for the audience, and there are two toilets on the stage.  The sign on the wall says “WC”, which I suppose means water closet.  There’s also a window with bars.  I have no idea what the actual context is, but that doesn’t matter because we’re going to make it up.   So write something funny to explain what’s going on here.  And remember to keep it clean.  You can use potty humor, just don’t use vulgar language.

I realize this caption contest is a little easier than some, but don’t let that hinder your creativity.   Here’s some ideas for exploring different perspectives.  Who designed this and why?  What kind of story is told on this stage?  What would the audience think?  What would be a good advertisement for this play?  What might a critic think?  You could also make up a story to explain it, whether entirely fictional or using your friends or incorporating current news events.   There are a lot of possibilities with this one.

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

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26 responses »

  1. according to the playbill, tonight’s show is called simply “poopdeck”. There will be a courtesy flush at each intermission.

  2. Before the advent of TV, there wasn’t much to watch for entertainment. Fortunately, we have a much wider variety of crap to watch today.

  3. Tonight’s concert will be Dueling Banjos, played by two guys who ate way too many beans earlier in the day.

  4. Owner: “The audience didn’t show up?!? Inconceivable!”

    Actor: “You keep using that word… I do not think it means what you think it means.”

  5. After half the employees had been laid off, big corporation Axicom could no longer lose workers, so in an effort to save money and make the remaining employees more productive, it was decided to move the bathrooms outside, with no walls, to cut costs and to discourage employees from taking breaks. Some of the lower-performing employees got moved into the former bathrooms.

  6. I’ve heard people say after I get out of the bathroom that it stinks so bad that it is melting the walls. Someone finally made it happen. As for the benches, who wouldn’t want to see the toilet where someone crapped so bad it melted the walls.

  7. I think the best part of this is the lights in the roof. Someone was concerned that they couldn’t watch people poop at night.

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