One of the regular readers here at Buffet o’ Blog just told me about an idea to do for fun. He wants to go to Walmart (or as some say, Walmarks) and buy a package of toilet paper (TP). Then about half an hour later, go buy another package of TP, making sure you go to the same cashier. Then do it again, and again, and again. If the cashier asks how your day is going, hold your stomach and say it’s been rough. When they recognize you and say something, tell them it’s an emergency.
It’s a lot of work for a simple prank for just one person, but the look on that cashier’s face could potentially be… priceless. Well, probably not, but it could be, and they probably need help in making their day more surreal.
A variation on this is that you could buy a few months supply of toilet paper at one time — picture dozens of family packs of TP. They will probably give you a quizzical glance at some point, and you could tell them that it’s Mango-Man’s turn to cook supper, and after last time, you can’t be too prepared… 🙂