caption contest, crazy man on woodpile

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This week’s caption contest is strange and unusual, and it borders on inappropriate.  So if you’re easily offended, you’ve been warned, and you could just skip this one.  Basically, the picture is of an older naked man sitting on a pile of wood.  Well, he has boots on and he’s holding a pan, so you don’t see anything, but still, it’s gross.  There’s a woman in the foreground who looks very agitated, along with a woman in the background who looks like she’s trying to stop something from happening.  Overall, it’s crazy-mad weird.

I’ve been posting these caption contests for a long time now, and I have to tell you, I have absolutely no idea what’s going on in this picture.  So it’s up to you to figure out something funny to explain this photo.  And since the image is quite crazy to start with, your story probably can’t be too crazy for it.  So get creative.

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

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20 responses »

  1. they can’t say he didn’t warn them about the consequences of not getting the laundry done quicker. Maybe now they will think twice about those threats of not doing the dishes & not having dinner on the table when he gets home.

  2. This is the son of the Important Evil Genius… they say the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree… 🙂

  3. Is this the sign of the soon-to-be-advertised upcoming apocalypse in October? This photo makes me believe the end is near. oh so near…

  4. Woman in background: I told ya I’d slap ya naked! You landin’ bare-butted on that rough wood is just icin’ on the cake.

  5. DAGNABBIT PAW! GIMME BACK MY WOOD YOU TREE-HUGGIN [SCUZBUM]!! ITS ALREADY DEAD!!! IMA GET THE SHAWTGUN AGNES, YOU SCARE HIM OFF THAT WOOD WITH THAT THERE HATCHET! [SCUZBUM]… HOWMAI SPOSED TO MAKE SUPPER PAW?!

  6. Bessy you’d better get out here Harolds at it again, thinking his wood is harder than the firewood, and you know the only way he thinks you can check is by splitting it and catching the splinters in the wash bucket!!!!

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