caption contest, bicycle stunt to impress the ladies


Welcome to our next weekly caption contest!  The game is real, and the prizes are imaginary!  Well, except that you can feel good if you write something funny — there might be thousands of people read it and be amused.

This week’s photo features a man who appears to be doing a stunt on a bicycle (or about to wreck it).  Is he trying to impress the ladies?  Or do they have something to do with it?  You get to write the context.  Have fun with it.  Just make it funny and keep it clean.

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22 responses »

  1. Bob graduated from the Rosco P. Coltrane school of driving, where they teach you creative ways to get in a horrendous crash.

  2. You’ve got it all wrong. This poor guy was just riding along, and those ladies have set up a clear plastic speedbump to wreck anyone that comes along. Look, they’re just sitting there watching the crashes.

  3. Women talking amongst themselves:
    “Any guy willing to injure himself to impress me is disqualified. I want someone stable.”
    “I prefer someone willing to take risks, be a little dangerous.”
    “I want someone who will think things through.”
    “That’s boring; I want someone passionate, who will do whatever it takes.”
    “And he’s got to be in touch with his emotions.”
    [continue ad nauseam]

    Guy: “After hearing these women talk, I don’t think they know what they want!”

  4. …and for my next trick I’ll balance my finances, get a good job, earn the respect of friends and co-workers and… wait a minute. I can’t do any of those things. So, who uh… who would like to see me do another trick on this bike like a hairless chimp?

  5. Women talking to each other:
    “This emotion I’m feeling now, this is love, right?”
    “I don’t know. Is it a longing? Is it a giddy stupid happiness just because you see him?”
    “That’s influenza. Watch for nausea or diarrhea within a few hours.”

  6. Bob was well on his way to impressing the ladies, but his mid-stunt fart changed their minds instantly. Women just don’t appreciate a well-timed rip…

  7. The women think the guy was doing the stunt to impress them, but really he just drove into a hole and wrecked because he was checking them out.

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