randomness with Chuck Norris joke

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I realize Chuck Norris jokes have been around for years, so this one I’m going to share might not be new, but it’s just so random, so it fits in here.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

I mean, that just doesn’t make any sense whatsoever, yet it’s funny.  It’s amusing to say Chuck Norris is all-powerful and can do all things, but now can he traverse the spacetime continuum?  Or does he have infinite lives?

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4 responses »

  1. Those are silly questions.
    Do you really think time could stop Chuck Norris if he wanted to go backwards?

    And it’s not that Chuck has infinite lives, but that the Grim Reaper is scared of him. The first time he tried to kill Chuck, the reaper still had skin. Look what happened to him.

    • Whoa… did you learn all that just from staying at a Holiday Inn Express? Maybe it’s time for me to take a road trip!

  2. Pingback: Ripping Off Chuck? | What I Desired To Say…

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