One of the loyal readers of the blog told me he had a home-landscaping idea — he is gonna make a sidewalk out of burnt biscuits. That would be a unique look and texture. It might make guests feel fat, as their weight crushes the biscuits. And you might have an issue with birds taking it away. And I don’t know how it would hold up to heavy rain… so it might not be the best idea ever, but it was certainly random, so it earned a place here.
On a side note, I’ve always said you can find anything on the Internet, but a cursory search did not find any pictures of a sidewalk made of burned biscuits. Someone should do something about that… the reputation of the Internet is at stake… 🙂
On a related note, when biscuits got burnt at deer camp, we used to play baseball with them, using a broomstick for a bat. You can throw a wicked curve with a biscuit!