You’ve probably heard of the recent self-destruction of Charlie Sheen in recent interviews. He is all kind of rambling these days… some call is Sheenglish. I normally don’t write on Hollywood / celebrity gossip, but since this blog specializes in randomness, this fits in. So below are some quotes by Charlie Sheen, just from the past couple of weeks. At this time, people are wondering if he’s on drugs or if he’s gone crazy (in the literal sense). So far it sounds like all-of-the-above. BTW, I didn’t bother to include the context for these quotes because they still don’t make sense even with it.
“I am on a drug. It’s called ‘Charlie Sheen!’ It’s not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
“I’m a high priest vatican assassin warlock. I don’t know. All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.”
“When you’ve got tiger blood and Adonis DNA, it’s like, get with the program dude.”
“I’ve been the aw-shucks guy with this … rockstar life, so now I’m going to completely embrace it. I’m going to wrap both arms around it and love it violently, and defend it violently, through violent hatred.”
“I am a peaceful man with bad intentions.”
“You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can’t handle it, unplug this… It fires in a way that is, I don’t know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm.”
“I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm [show creator Chuck Lorrie] with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”
“I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.”
“There are parts of me that are Dennis Hopper.”
“[CBS] picked a fight with a warlock.”
“I think I’m worth over $1 billion but that’s just on a cellular level.”
“I dare anyone to debate me on things.”
[On salary expectations] “I’m not [broke] but I was kind of counting on some of that money to get me through the summer. Now I’ve got to like work. But that’s alright. Work’s good. Work fuels the soul.”
On that last one he sounds like a professional athlete… Still illogical considering he was making $2 million per episode, but at least he was on topic for a change.
As someone who is familiar with the flowing of randomness, I’m impressed by just how random his word associations are. It’s hard to imagine how someone in their right mind could be quite that random that often. It sounds like we are witnessing a train wreck in progress — you don’t want to see it happen, but yet you can’t hardly look away…