the devil doesn’t like garlic
At our monthly annual business meeting at Larry’s Pizza last week, we all learned something new. One of the waitresses brought a garlic chicken pizza by our table, and we were debating on whether we wanted any. She informed us that it’ll keep the devil away. That sounds like a good plan, so I ate a piece. But we all thought the garlic effect applied to vampires, not the devil. But perhaps the devil is a vampire… I haven’t heard of that before, but I don’t have much to do with him, so I don’t know. But I do know that I like eating at Larry’s Pizza, and apparently that makes my life better in several ways…