It’s time for another weekly caption contest! This time there’s a guy holding a crazy gun / weapon. Obviously some modifications have been made. So what’s the purpose of this weapon? Why would he made such adjustments? Will the “upgrades” help? What does his friends and family think? What do you think about it?
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Beppo
Having your keys jangling at the bottom doesn’t seem like a good idea if you’re planning on hunting anything with this gun.
Ape No. 1
Despite the 500 Watts of spotlight power, seven different types of military precision scopes, and bronzed homing pigeon, Steve was unable to locate his car keys anywhere.
Ape No. 1
Sure, I would love to talk about Jesus. The door is unlocked so just come right on in and we can wax lyrical about the old JC for hours.
MangoMan
um. correct me if i’m wrong but this gun has only 1 barrel, 1 scope, 1 swiss army knife (why?), 1 hood ornament/bird, 1 set of keys, and 5 various lights. unless this dude is planning on hunting at night I don’t see the point of this setup. not to mention that the fork and spoon on the knife is blocking the view of the scope. The only reasonable answer I can think of for all this is that his gun has somehow became powerfully magnetized and all this junk is now stuck to it.
MangoMan
after repeatedly losing his keys, steve finally started carrying his keys on an unmistakable and hard to miss keychain.
Thomas Wayne
There are numerous ways I can think of making an awesome handheld weapon, and they’re all cooler than this.
Mr. Destructo
This is another failed invention of the (self-proclaimed) Important Evil Genius — it’s just a bunch of leftover parts from failed inators that he stuck together.
Thomas Wayne
How long do you think he could hold it steady? Must weigh quite a bit…